Rubbed RAW – March 10th, 2014

Justin Houston

Justin Houston current resides in Flaming Ditch, Georgia. He is very tall, very thin, very handsome, very well-endowed, very good at his day job and he is kind of a liar sometimes but not about any of this stuff. He is wanted by over twelve different debt collection agencies, none of which will ever find him because there IS no Flaming Ditch, Georgia. They don't even know where to BEGIN looking for him, those idiots. Justin has written Chikara DVD Reviews, Pushing Puroresu, CHIKARMY Insider and Rubbed RAW, among others. He quit all of them for one reason or another. He has been featured in the Atlanta Film Festival twice. He has an IMDB page stemming from a decade-old production assistant credit. He once accidentally cost Domino's Pizza a million-dollar advertisement deal. He gets déjà vu almost immediately after writing something. He has seven cats: Domino, Bunkhouse, Theo, Falcon, Mazda, Barnabas and Cake. He has a wonderful girlfriend and a marvelous daughter. Justin is currently a part of three ongoing podcasts: 3 Dudes Talking, ¡VIVA CHIKARA! and Flooping the Pig, all available on as well as other places. He writes whatever he feels like, whenever he feels like it.

2 Responses

  1. Spencer says:

    Uh, didn’t Sheamus win?

  2. Hahaha, he sure did! I always try to predict who will win a match beforehand so I can go ahead and format the result with proper bolding, underlines, etc. I had it right in the details, but I forgot to change the result. I thought, “Surely a Street Fight will give Christian a way to get a cheap win and keep Sheamus strong.” I forgot that Sheamus rarely loses Street Fights. I’ve fixed it in the post. Thanks for the catch!

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