Oh my god, I’m back again. But, trust me, I’m not here to waste your time, so let’s get cracking on this year’s Squared Circular Logic/PWP WrestleMania XXX Contest!
SUPER AUTHORITATIVE RULES FOR ENTRY:
- Send an email to DerekWalkerPWP@gmail.com, subject line “WrestleMania Contest.” Entries without this subject line will not accepted.
- Contest ends April 6 at 11:59 p.m. CT. So, basically, wait until WrestleMania XXX concludes, after which Derek will fly home and write out everybody’s email address on scrap pieces of paper, toss them all into a hat (maybe a ball cap?) and select one (1) winner.
- Upon victory, winner will receive a reply to their original email confirming them as the King (or Queen) of the Universe, and the new owner of a piece of swag of my choosing. Last year’s cheese ball gift selections included a foam Statue of Liberty Headdress, a miniature model taxi cab bearing the WWE branding and a WrestleMania logo-covered piggy bank, which has made its long-awaited return to this year’s ‘Mania Super Store.
- Total cost of this will be $30 or around there, so you’re not going to get stupid trinkets you’ll just end up pitching in a couple weeks anyway. I’m thinking either a program or, since this is an AAW column, a Shield shirt or something else Seth Rollins-related, if that’s feasible.
- This contest is open to United States residents ONLY. I hate to do that but last year I held a similar contest and somebody from England won. I don’t know if it was my own dumb ass or if it was UPS, but I ended up paying more to ship the items than I did when I bought them. Financially speaking, I have to limit it to US residents.
- Contest is limited to one email address per entry. If you want to take the time to register yourself a bunch of other email addresses to better your chances to win, that’s fine with me. In fact, that’s probably what I would have done, so good thinking!
- Final rule, and this should be universal: No douche bags! This is a fun little contest and it need not be ruined by bad attitudes or bad apples. I am running this contest because it’s fun. Also, going to WrestleMania is a gigantic privilege for me, so I would feel weird if I just hammed it up in New Orleans for a week by myself and gave back not even a little.
