Kennebunk, ME – 3.4.2017
Credit: Michael Langan
1. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) defeated Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.) when Tippins pinned Hijo with a high crossbody.
2. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti defeated Cajun Crawdad with a superplex.
3. Oleg the Usurper defeated Wani via DQ when Wani hit Oleg with a stick in the neck.
– Mid match, Kobald jumped in and begged Oleg tho hit him with “Off With His Head”, but Oleg refused.
4. DUSTIN & Chuck Taylor™ defeated Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee when Taylor™ pinned Darling with a waistlock roll-up, earning him and DUSTIN their third point and a future Campeones de Parejas opportunity.
5. Ophidian pinned Jeremy Leary with double knees off the top. Leary was wearing one of Lucas Calhoun’s jumpsuits.
6. Campeones de Parejas: Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels defeated The Force (Officer Warren Barksdale & Officer Bruno Meloni) 2 falls to 1 to retain the titles.
7. Encore Match: “Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun defeated Hermit Crab with a Samoan Drop very quckly. Calhoun had a new jumpsuit and shaved head.
Enfield, CT – 3.5.2017
1. Hermit Crab defeated Dasher Hatfield with a chokeslam in a big upset.
2. Merlok pinned Fire Ant with a sit-out corkscrew slam.
3. Jeremy Leary, Wani & Mr. Azerbaijan defeated The Force (Officer Warren Barksdale & Officer Bruno Meloni) & “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti when Leary pinned Barksdale illegally using his switchblade comb.
4. Juan Francisco de Coronado submits “Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun with the Coronado Clutch, earning his 3rd point and a Grand Championship opportunity.
5. Sonny Defarge, Cornelius Crummels, Rock Lobster & Cajun Crawdad defeated Solo Darling, Travis Huckabee & Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.) when both Crummels and Defarge pinned Hijo after a monkey flip from the top turnbuckle.
6. Grand Championship: UltraMantis Black retains the championship against Max Smashmaster, pinning Max with the Praying Mantis Bomb.
7. Encore Match: Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) defeated Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Sylverhawk) when Tippins pinned Razerhawk with “Climb the Summit.”