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Justin Houston current resides in Flaming Ditch, Georgia. He is very tall, very thin, very handsome, very well-endowed, very good at his day job and he is kind of a liar sometimes but not about any of this stuff. He is wanted by over twelve different debt collection agencies, none of which will ever find him because there IS no Flaming Ditch, Georgia. They don't even know where to BEGIN looking for him, those idiots. Justin has written Chikara DVD Reviews, Pushing Puroresu, CHIKARMY Insider and Rubbed RAW, among others. He quit all of them for one reason or another. He has been featured in the Atlanta Film Festival twice. He has an IMDB page stemming from a decade-old production assistant credit. He once accidentally cost Domino's Pizza a million-dollar advertisement deal. He gets déjà vu almost immediately after writing something. He has seven cats: Domino, Bunkhouse, Theo, Falcon, Mazda, Barnabas and Cake. He has a wonderful girlfriend and a marvelous daughter. Justin is currently a part of three ongoing podcasts: 3 Dudes Talking, ¡VIVA CHIKARA! and Flooping the Pig, all available on as well as other places. He writes whatever he feels like, whenever he feels like it.

Poster Boy: How Roman Reigns Was Ruined


  Hello reader, Justin Houston here. Below, I wrote a thing about Roman Reigns and WrestleMania 31 and PG wrestling and a bunch of other stuff. It’s something I would usually take several passes at before posting, polishing thoughts and really making sure points are tethered together well. But if I don’t post this now, it’ll kind of lose its ... Read More »

#CancelWWENetwork: Why This Fan Is Pissed


After the WWE’s 28th annual Royal Rumble concluded last night, several names and phrases associated with the WWE were trending on Twitter. “Roman Reigns” was trending, naturally. He did just win the Royal Rumble, catapulting himself into the main event of WrestleMania. “Batista” was trending, last year’s Rumble winner who beat Reigns as the last man in the ring to ... Read More »

Rubbed RAW – August 11th, 2014


Justin Houston here with a bangarang edition of Rubbed RAW! This week, it’s the RAW Recap, same as every goddamn week. This shouldn’t need explaining. READ MY SHIT!   ~~~~~   RAW Recap – It’s Hulk Hogan’s birthday today and the entrance ramp is littered with red and yellow presents! So naturally we kick the show off with…Brock Lesnar! Paul ... Read More »

Rubbed RAW – August 4th, 2014


8/4 Raw Results Read More »

Rubbed RAW – July 28th, 2014


7/28 Raw Results. A zillion other things. Not really. Read More »

Rubbed RAW – July 21st, 2014


Recap of the 7/21 RAW. Obviously. Read More »

Rubbed RAW – July 14th, 2014


7/14 Raw Recap + The final WWE firings! BURN IT ALL DOWN! Read More »

Rubbed RAW – June 30th, 2014


6/30 Raw Recap + WWE Firings: Part Third Part Read More »

Rubbed RAW – June 23rd, 2014


6/23 Raw Recap + Round 2 of future WWE firings. Read More »

Rubbed RAW – June 16th, 2014


RAW Recap. Reasonable thoughts on recent WWE firings. A wholesome edition. Read More »

Rubbed RAW – June 9th, 2014


6/9 RAW Recap. Read More »

Rubbed RAW – June 2nd, 2014


RAW Recap. A million dollar giveaway just kidding. Read More »

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